#insert circus music as i write this 😭

[jester-w-n0n4m3]

I just remembered I have a fic in my drafts that I barely touched up until now- 💀💀💀💀

*internally screaming*

[kaveuh]

can i get you on the matchup event sharty 😩😫‼️ JKJK unless......

GAHAHSHAHAHA ALR ALR

FANDOM : GENSHIN IMPACT

PERSONALITY ?!

if you cant tell from the opening i am a bit of a chaotic gremlin. a tiny bit of a troublemaker. just a little lad inconviniencing others for my own personal amusement. the rage , concern and sheer exhaustion others express when seeing me approach them makes me feel raw happiness and glee.

or at least thats what im like once we get to know eachother for more than 5 months AHAHAHAHAHA first month or two i meet people i am similar to the "shy hot rich dark haired divorcee , emotionally constipated hard dom character" character trope you see in medias and all. like i do Not talk unless spoken to, and usually then i just kinda nod and make agreeing noises LMFAOAOA

anyway during friendship state i would jumpscare people by revealing an exaggerated summary of past events. like, "the principal at my elementary school used to chase me down alot" or "i fell into a sewer once" so they'll go ??? and then i dont elaborate and dissapear into thin air . . . .

next stage is a draw them alot. like i go and ask them "hey ! lets say, in an absolutely 100% hypothetical situation, that we are married. eo you wear the dress or suit. answer now gogogo." or something of the sort, draw them and never show them because im a lil shy SJDKKDKSKD

after that i shyly ask if .......... they wanna go hangout and do smth ............. like .............. commit crimes together or smth maybe .............................. because i am mentally ill and does not know how people usually hangout 👍 following that, i sometimes drop hints that im not okay in the head. like i cant think of an example rn at the top of my head but when asked if im okay or whatev i always go "when have i ever been . . . " and proceed to make shart jokes HAHSGAGAGAHAGAHAGAHA

like everyone else, there would be time when i crack and need some time to recover. during this period, i just isolate myself and dissapear without a trace and dont come back until i feel a bit better, and if asked i just go "dw abt it" and change the topic 👍 i dont really like troubling others with my problems because i always feel like since its My problem that I should deal with it because not only do i know myself best, things are sometimes better when done alone.

so to sum it up : shy, hella quiet at first. but slowly opens up by showing my funky little doodles and then after that is absolute chaos. you are now a part of my circus

additionally : i speak fluent sarcasm, has the humor of a 14 y.o (cum/dick/generally inappropriate jokes). once were good friends i Will insult you in a gentle way because idk how to be nice without being a lil mean sometimes 👍 i also like calling people clowns, fools and sharties.

i also listen to edgy vocaloid music (MARETU and other stuff) and it concerns people when i listen to them sometimes but I CANT HELP IT THEY SLAP SO HARD OKAY ‼️

i also have mild god complex SKSKDKDKC IM, IM SO ARROGANT BUT LIKE IM ALSO KINDA COWARDLY ???? i say things like " this world was made for me. I am The Emperor, the Ruler of this world and everyone shall bow to me and kiss my feet. " but then i go sit in the very back hoping that no one notices me AHAHAHAHAHAH

HOBBIES ?!

uh , drawing, gently traumitizing friends with cursed knowledge and imagery. reading but cONLY if its reader inserted 👍 i used to write but not anymore, so sometimes i dig my old books like a lil molerat to read my old writings because i dislike myself

DREAM DATE ?!

sharty getting a date is already a dream come true 😭😭😭 idk if i could ask for more LMAOAOAOAO but u u h, staying inside while it rains really hard . . . i just really like the rain bc it gets cold sometimes and i like curling up into a ball and sleep wawawa . . or just dates where you get to have lots of fun and get to show off or whatever alot, like arcade/festival game dates !!!

idk what else to put here ngl HAWHAHAGAHWHAH

[ note ] ure officially #1 on my pookie bear list smirk

l THE GOD COMPLEX PART IS LITERALLU SNEDING ME HELP ME IMAGINE JUST LISTENIGN TO SOME EDGY VOCALOID SONGS AND ACTING LIKE A LIGHT KINNIE WITH THE DEATH NOTE 😭😭

i got carried away with this one again

I SHIP YOU WITH… ❁𓂃 ִֶָ  🥥 ٬٬

a.itto 🍓🍒

• YOU AND HIM TOGETHER = EVERYONE RUNNING AWAY BCS THEY WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT

• itto’s one of the few people who wouldn’t get annoyed by your presence tbh, but you can try annoying him

• he’s equally as annoying as ch*lde but in a funnier way ‼️

• OK SINCE YOU MENTIONED THAT YOU’RE MORE ON THE LESS TALKING SIDE FOR THE FIRST TWO OR MORE MONTHS OF MEETING, ITTO DEFINITELY TAKES THE LEAD ����

• “AND I SAW THIS HUGE ONIKABUTO! YOU THINK I CAN BEAT THAT KID WITH THIS?!” *head nodding, humming, smiling*

• once you get a bit more comfortable with itto, the two of you would have a prank war… and it’ll exhaust everyone around you

• YOU PROBABLY ONCE HAD A BOUNTY ON YOUR HEAD TOO 💀

• itto is the type to get jumpscared easily, so whenever you’d drop something like, “i almost got arrested and fell into the sewer lmao” he’d literally just go ???? SPEECHLESS HELP

• he’s usually the one to ask to go on a date or something so when you shyly 🥺👉👈 (HELP) ask him to go out HE WAS BEAMING WITH HAPPINESS WITH TEARS OF JOY

• he actually knows about the fact that you draw him btw lol, he sees you staring at him occasionally BUT DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING‼️ HE WANTS TO WAIT FOR YOU TO SHOW HIM INSTEAD

• if you ever end up isolating yourself from him, or even feeling down, HE WILL KNOW SOMETHING IS WRONG ESP IF YOU’RE ACTING DIFFERENT !! expect tons of gifts (including onikabutos) coming your way because he has no idea on how to comfort someone so he relies on gift giving and physical affection!

• he also doesn’t mind if you send him cursed images, not that he’s phased by it, rather he’d be amused by it and show it to his gang to traumatize them instead LMAOO

• ITTO’S THE TYPE OF BF TO PASS YOU TO AUX CORD NO MATTER WHAT YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO ASK! he’ll listen to the music you put on even if he doesn’t particularly like the genre. he loved you, so he’ll deal with it and let the song grow in him <33

• you cannot tell me that this man doesn’t have 14 y.o fortnite humor either like 😭 he definitely tries to get sara to fight him again by going “i bet you’ll lose a 1v1 against me in fortnite…” and he doesn’t even play.

• so overall, arataki itto truly is the best man you could ever ask for because he will take you everywhere, on random dates, onikabuto fighting, games, etc.

[moondropsarchive]

Requested by @the-little-grim-reaper .

I want to hold you close, soft breasts, beating heart — As I whisper in your ear, ❝ I want to fucking tear you apart ❞

Prompt — Freddy Fazbear has always been your favorite animatronic, ever since you were little. And now, years later, Sister Location opened up. Hopefully history won't repeat it's self...

Type — One-shot, fluff, smut, suspension

Contains — Female!reader, Funtime Freddy x reader insert, fluff, smut

Chara('s) involved — Funtime Freddy, Bon Bon, Circus Baby (mentioned), Ballora (mentioned)

CW — Sexual themes, anxiety mention, slight violence towards reader (but reader is unharmed), threats, swearing, power dynamic, slight dubcon, fearplay, vibrating body parts, implied manipulation

Author's Note — First time ever writing as Funtime Freddy. 😳 Lemme know what you think! Sorry if it's not what you pictured. 😅 He's a gremlin. I tried making him a bit... Softer? At the beginning? But I didn't really have much to go by 😆 So I just wrote him how I see fit! I spent so much time on this it's not even funny — 😭

You knew about what happened at the other Pizzeria, and you honestly doubted that this would be any different. But even still, your curiosity piqued your interest. You just have to meet him... You were always interested in the animatronics, no matter the dark history they held. Your friends new that about you, too. Which is why they literally dared you to apply for a job at the Sister Location.

The caution tape wasn't enough to make you turn around, as the large doors opened from within the elevator, deep underground. Even though the eerie darkness and soft winds from inside this establishment caused the hairs on the back of your neck to stand up, you planned on seeing this through until the end. Or at least, until you had a chance to meet Freddy. You know it isn't the original gang, but your parents never took you to the diner when you were little. Would childhood you be ecstatic, or frightened if she had a chance to work here, even if only for a week? A nagging voice at the back of your mind was telling you, " Turn back, only bad things happen here. It isn't safe. "

You were here once already, and it was your second night on the job. You were surprised that you haven't run into the one animatronic you came here to see... You listened to Circus Baby's words, and once the vent's opened, you moved through Ballora's Gallery as slowly as possible, listening for her music to draw near. To your surprise though, she didn't move close to you at all. As is if she was distracted by something — or somebody. You finally reached the large door in front of you, entering the breaker room.

❝ If you feel you are in danger, feel free to disconnect the interface temporarily, until it is safe to reconnect. ❞

The lights flickering behind the wires gave you a pit in your stomach. Though at your right, a figure caught your eye — The flickering lights illuminating his form. So this is where he was.... As much as you were excited to see him, your favorite character — You still wished there was a large window separating you from him, as he was entirely unpredictable. You swore he saw you, or maybe he was looking passed you?

❝ Calm down, and go back to sleep! No one is here! ❞ A gentle, yet cheery voice said.

❝ Hahahahaha! Well, hello again! ❞ The animatronic replied. Your blood ran cold.

His voice was far different than you imagined. He was loud and obnoxious, but you guessed that was just because he was supposed to resemble some type of clown. Goofy and energetic — No matter how psychotic his laughter sounds. He was programmed to entertain children... You probably would have loved this character and his design when you were a child, too. He was so pretty...

❝ Go back to your stage! Everything is okay. ❞

The sparks snapping and popping a few feet in front of you was giving you a headache. But you had to focus on your task at hand. Restarting...

❝ I know you're in here so-omewhere! ❞ The animatronic chimed in.

❝ Oh calm down! I think it's just a mouse! ❞

Your anxiety levels rise whenever he spoke. As the lights crackled, the tall animatronic was right beside you. You tried ignoring it, as the mascot spoke once again. You were struggling to concentrate on your work.

❝ You must be hearing things, silly! Hehe! ❞

❝ I see you over there in the dark! Come on out! L-let's play a game! ❞

He wasn't as close this time. Your breathing wavered. Does he actually see you, or is he just saying that he can, so you'll make yourself known?! Come on, almost done... Almost. Just two more...

❝ Oh, Birthday girl! No need to be scared. I have a surprise f-for you-ou! Don't you like surprises? ❞ He cackled. He sounded way too close for comfort. Almost as if he was right... Behind you — The lights flickered some more, showing your shadow. It was bigger, and bulkier. Suddenly, you felt a strong grip on your shoulder.

❝ I f̵̠̒-̵͖͐f̶͖̿o̶̖̍u̸͙̚ṇ̷͠d̸͎͐ you! ❞

You felt him pull you down, practically slamming you into the ground, knocking the wind out of your lungs. You were disoriented for a few seconds, as the heavy weight of the animatronic sits on your torso, keeping your legs pinned underneath him. He surprisingly didn't knock you down as hard as he could have, and it was a miracle that you didn't hit your head on anything. You opened your mouth, but only a small squeak came out.

❝ Oh no! Freddy! I think you crushed her windpipe! ❞ The small blue bunny on his stump said.

You cleared your throat, groaning lightly. You were trying to get used to the feeling of him sitting on you. He felt your movements, and slowly brought a hand down to your neck. He didn't squeeze, though. He was merely trying to get a better look at your face. You didn't look hurt... Yet. ❝ She doesn't look hurt! At least, not on the ou-outside. W-why don't we get a better look inside of this squishy meat-suit? ❞

You finally found the courage to speak up. ❝ W-wait — ! I-I.. Um — ❞

❝ I-I, um, uh... ! Bon Bon, I think this human is broken! She sounds like a broken record player! Hahahah! ❞ Freddy mocked you, pressing his digets slightly harder against the sides of your throat.

❝ I'm sorry! It's hard to talk w-with your hand on my neck.... ❞ You murmured. You figured this was how meeting him was going to go. Though it still kind of hurt. Was Freddy programmed to be this much of an asshole?

You hesitated, bringing your trembling hands up to the animatronic's hand, feeling the soft material graze your fingers. Freddy watched you intensely... ❝ You're softer than I imagined... almost like I was touching a teddy bear made of plastic instead of fur. ❞ A hostile teddy bear, more like. As soon as those words left your mouth, you wished they hadn't. A teddy bear? Really? That was the dumbest thing you could have said. To your surprise, Freddy's grip loosened, his thumb moving under your chin to tilt your head back.

❝ A teddy bear! Freddy the teddy bear! I like the sounds of that! How cute! ❞ Bon Bon being in the middle of this made you even more anxious, for some reason. She was supposed to help keep him calm, right? You couldn't tell if it was working.

❝ I really wanted to meet you, so I got a job here. I know you aren't the original Freddy, but you're still my favorite. Freddy was always my favorite, ever since I was a little girl I — ❞

Freddy cut you off, his hand moving from your jaw, to place the hand over your mouth. Most humans would be screaming and crying for him not to kill them. Why aren't you? It's not like you were frozen with fear, you never once asked him not to hurt you. Instead, you lightly touched his hand, commenting on how the texture feels to you. Why... What was so different about you? He's literally threatening your life, yet you were calm. Or as calm as you could be, with a 350 pound animatronic on top of you. If Freddy could blush, that comment about him being compared to a teddy bear probably would have made him a bit flustered.

He wanted to test the waters a bit. He loves playing games, but it's no fun if you weren't playing along with him! His faceplates suddenly sprung opened, showing his Endo and wires inside. All you could do is watch. He was covering your mouth, so it's not like you could scream, even if you wanted to. But what surprised him, is the fact that you didn't so much as flinch. He sighed, uncovering your mouth. ❝ Aww.... You're a party pooper. ❞

You rested your hands at your sides. You didn't feel like you were out of the water just yet, so you were going to tread lightly... ❝ I'm sorry! It's not as if you aren't scary, I just... Think you're kind of cute. ❞

He wasn't used to being complemented. So that comment caught him off guard completely.

❝ C̴̬̱͚͉̟̰̙̭̤̮͐͝-̷̢̧̛͇̯̪̟̦̙͇̦̂͊̽̿̈́͝ͅç̷͙͎͍̘͎̆̏͌͛̉̂̒͠ú̶̡̱̗̈́̿̒̽̆̊̃̈́̽̽̌͗͝ť̸̛͓̙͆̽́̉́̓̈̅͐̚e̵̱͐̏̕ ?! ❞ His voice glitches. Even though you couldn't tell, Bon-Bon definitely knew that Freddy was getting embarrassed.

❝ Y-yeah, um — Was I not supposed to call you that? ❞ The way you looked up at him, with so much wonder and excitement. Sure, you may have been startled when he first manhandled you. Anyone would have probably shit themselves if that happened to them. But... Suddenly, being pinned underneath him doesn't seem so bad now. Right? Freddy's hand moving down to hold onto your waist pulled you from your train of thought, your eyebrows furrowing for a split second. What was... He.... —

❝ I'm not letting you off the hook yet. ❞ Freddy suddenly broke the silence. You were about to ask what he meant by that, until his fingers slid under your work uniform. You didn't even notice at first that Bon Bon had unattached herself from him, because you were so distracted by what he was... Doing to you. It's not like you didn't like that, but — He literally just tried killing you. And further more, he's an animatronic bear!

❝ I have a fun ga-ame we can play together... ❞ His bright eyes peered down to your name-tag. ❝ Y/N... S-such a pretty name. Do yo-ou like this? ❞ Was he taking advantage of the fact that Freddy was always your favorite animatronic? You weren't afraid of him, but he wanted you to be. On the other hand, he also wanted you to like him.

Feeling his fingers crawling over your stomach, slowly but surely making their way up to your breasts... You were getting goosebumps. Your face quickly heated up with a blush, as you rubbed your thighs together — Which, of course, didn't go unnoticed by Funtime Freddy. You were struggling to process the fact that this was actually happening. Was Freddy programmed to do this kind of thing?? Who the fuck gave this robot horny rights?

❝ Huh? What's th-this? ❞ He pulled his hand out of your shirt. Not before groping you, of course. ❝ I thi-ink someone's getting excited... I barely touched you. ❞ He teased. Freddy wasn't wrong, though — You were getting a little bit... Heated down there. He didn't waste any time, as the animatronic slid a hand down your pants, feeling your clitoris through your underwear. You moaned and gasped, hesitantly grabbing at his arm. Why were you so turned on? Maybe it's how rough he was being with you, or how helpless you feel under him...

❝ F-Freddy... W-we can't... — ❞ You trailed off, feeling a gentle vibration between your legs.

❝ What was that, Cupcake? ❞ He laughed as you melted from his touches. That felt good... REALLY good. You opened your legs for him, welcoming the sensation. Part of you wanted him to stop, but at the same time, you wanted Freddy to use you. This was you subconsciously living out your fantasies, as his fingers vibrated slightly harsher against your most sensitive areas. You begun grinding your hips on his fingers, urging him to keep touching you. He obliged, the pressure on your clit getting harder and harder. If the underwear wasn't in the way, that probably would have hurt a bit! But since the fabric is protecting you from his aggressive caresses, it didn't feel all that bad. You were starting to feel a knot tightening in your stomach... Your breaths quickening as you rocketed closer and closer to an orgasm. Until — that "knot" unraveled, an orgasm washing through you. You whimpered and moaned his name, your back arching — Freddy pulling his hand away, to give you a short break.

❝ T-that was fu-un! You sure came quickly, b-but I feel like you can handle more than th-that! ❞ He paused, his hand moving out of your pants temporarily, yanking on your waistband.

❝ R-ready for round t-t-two? ❞

Yo can I get a Funtime Freddy fic with an afab reader? And how he would react to the reader calling him "baby boy" or "teddy bear" and other names that you see fit. Maybe it could be nsfw? ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔ (pretty please with a cherry on top)

🌛 ; Awww! 🥺 Why did that make me melt akdksjfs-- I can definitely write this!:) It's really late where I am but I'll get started tomorrow! 👀